Wednesday's Redundant Brainstorming Meeting: Agenda

Because, honestly, we're already behind schedule.

• Item 1: Re-discuss the same ideas we've been talking about for weeks
• Item 2: Re-assign tasks that have already been re-assigned three times
• Item 3: Re-define the goals we're trying to achieve, because, you know, context is overrated
• Item 4: Re-estimate the ROI of this meeting, which, let's be real, is probably 0

Subtopics for Item 1:

• Subitem 1: More ideas we've been too lazy to write down
• Subitem 2: Because we still can't agree on what we're trying to achieve