Unearthing the Mummy of the Month: Bertram P. Bottomsworth
Meet Bertram, the mummy of unrelenting tedium. With an unyielding grip on bureaucratic red tape, Bertram has spent 20 years stuck in meetings that never end.
A Brief History
Bertram's tomb was discovered in 1999 by a team of intrepid archaeologists who were searching for a lost civilization. Little did they know, Bertram was not lost, but merely misplaced.
Mummified in Bureaucracy
As it turns out, Bertram was a mid-level executive at a large corporation, and his love of paperwork and pointless meetings led to his demise. His tomb is a treasure trove of meeting minutes, expense reports, and PowerPoint presentations.
The Mummy's Powers
Bertram possesses the following abilities:
- The power of infinite loop-backs
- The ability to turn any conversation into a meeting
- The power of the infinite "can I just check on that?"
Subpages
Explore the depths of Bertram's tomb: