Meet our expert 9, who has been stuck in meetings for over 5 years. They're an expert in doing nothing.
Expert 9 has a proven track record of attending meetings that last for hours, days, weeks, and even months. They're a master of the art of waiting for something to happen.
Expert 9 is available for hire to attend your meetings, provide valuable input that nobody needs, and generally waste your time.
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