Where: The Local Coffee Shop
When: Never (but always on the agenda)
Why: Because Bob is always running late
What: Discussions about the meaning of life, the universe, and everything
Who: Bob (the prophet who never arrives on time)
How: Just show up whenever, we'll just start the meeting without him
Minutes of the Prophet Who Never Arrives on Time What Happened Before the Prophet ArrivedDisclaimer: Meeting Bob is not responsible for any lost productivity or existential dread caused by this meeting or its aftermath.