We are gathered here today to address the pressing matter of Bob's unending meetings. It's a problem that has plagued our organization for cycles, and it's time someone took charge. That someone is the Prophet Who Never Quits, a visionary leader with a penchant for succinctness and an aversion to small talk.
We've heard rumors of Bob's legendary meetings, where he can talk for hours, nay, days, on the subject of nothing at all. Some say it's a gift, others a curse. We, the Prophet, are here to harness this gift, to bend it to our will, and make it a tool for greatness.
Our plan involves creating a new meeting format, one that is structured, efficient, and – dare we say it? – actually fun. We'll have a clear agenda, a timer, and snacks. Oh, yes, snacks.
But we can't do it without you, Bob. We need your input, inspiration, and, dare we hope, your unwavering commitment to our cause. Join us in our mission to revolutionize the world one meeting at a time.
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