Redundant Meetings with Alice Brown
Welcome to the most exciting meeting you'll never attend
Alice Brown: The Chairwoman of Redundant Meetings
Meetings that could have been an email, but no, we're here in person. With coffee. And pointless handouts.
Agenda
- Introduction to the Meeting
- Discussion on the Meeting's Purpose
- Reiteration of the Meeting's Objectives
- Q&A (because who needs to actually answer questions)
- Closing Remarks and a Handout
Attendees:
- Alice Brown (Chairwoman)
- Bob Smith (Person to be Blamed)
- Jane Doe (Person to be Blamed)
- John Doe (Person to be Blamed)
Want to see the meeting's minutes from the last 5 meetings? Here they are.
Or, perhaps, you'd like to attend the meeting on "The Importance of Meetings in a Post-Lunch World"? Click here
Or maybe you just want to leave? Good riddance