Scarlet Hell: Decision Justification Committee

Because who doesn't need more meetings?

The Scarlets are a special type of meeting that's been deemed necessary by the Council of Time Management Experts. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated experts are dedicated to justifying the existence of these meetings.

Meeting Color Palette:

• Red - The color of passion, of fire, of unnecessary meetings.
• Pink - The color of fluffy unicorns and regret.
• Yellow - The color of caution, of warning, of "I have no idea what I'm doing here".

Decision Justification Committee Members:

• Bob "The Meeting Maestro" Smith - 5 years of experience justifying meetings.
• Jane "The Meeting Maven" Johnson - Expert in finding ways to make meetings more exciting.
• Al "The Justifier" Jenkins - Our resident expert in making things seem more complicated than they need to be.

Upcoming Meetings:

• Meeting 1: "The Meeting That Could Have Been An Email" - 2pm, 2 hours
• Meeting 2: "The Meeting That Will Change Your Life" - 3pm, 3 hours
• Meeting 3: "The Meeting That Will Make You Question Our Decision Justification Process" - 4pm, 4 hours