Scarlet Hell Meeting Minutes

Minutes of the meeting that never ended, in the depths of Scarlet Hell.

Present: Bob Smith, Jane Doe, and John.

Objectiveประก

• Discuss the meaninglessness of life in Scarlet Hell.
• Decide which flavor of coffee to serve.
• Decide which color scheme would make our meeting rooms more aesthetically pleasing.

Discussion:

1. Bob Smith spoke about the meaninglessness of life, but nobody listened.
2. Jane Doe suggested we serve "Death by Coffee" as our flavor of the month, but John vetoed it.
3. John proposed a color scheme of Bright Yellow and Bright Blue for the meeting rooms, but Bob Smith said it was "too bright" and Jane Doe said it was "just plain weird".

Decisions:

1. We will not decide on a flavor of coffee, as it is a meaningless exercise.
2. We will not decide on a color scheme, as it is also a meaningless exercise.
3. We will have another meeting in 5 minutes.

Next Meeting: Bright Yellow, Bright Blue or Bright Green

Adjournment: Bright Purple Meeting will adjourn in 5 minutes, but not before we all realize we are all trapped in Scarlet Hell.