Scarlet Hell Subcommittee Formation: A Meeting of the Inevitable
Welcome, esteemed members of the Scarlet Hell Subcommittee! Congratulations, you've made it to the most redundant meeting of the year! We're glad you could join us for this thrilling exercise in tedium.
View meeting minutes for our previous meeting, which was almost identical to this one, but with slightly different chairs.
Agenda items for today's meeting include:
- Discussion of the meaning of "meaningful" in the context of our meeting minutes
- Review of the latest research on the optimal number of PowerPoint slides per presenter
- Deciding what to do with the 300-page report on the history of our organization that nobody read
We'll also be taking a 15-minute break at 3:00 PM to grab a snack from the vending machine and complain about the coffee machine.
Don't forget to bring your A4-sized notebook and a pen to take notes, because, honestly, you'll need them.
See you all there!