It's been 3 hours and 14 minutes since we started, and you're still here. You've seen 27 presentations, 14 PowerPoint animations, and 3 coffee machine breakdowns. We're not even close to the good stuff yet.
The projector is on its last bulb, and the conference room is starting to look like a war zone. But don't worry, we're just getting to the best part: the Q&A session where we pretend to listen to each other's ideas!
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