Attendees: Bob, Jane, Joe, and the IT department.
Agenda: Discuss why the copier is broken again, debate the merits of beige versus teal as a corporate color scheme, and speculate on the meaning of life.
The meeting was interrupted by an impromptu presentation from the IT department on the "Importance of proper stapler calibration." A heated debate ensued, with some arguing for the merits of manual stapling while others advocated for the superiority of the office stapler robot.
During the discussion, a rogue teapot in the corner of the room began to leak a slow trickle of water into the conference room, creating a surreal ambiance.
As the meeting drew to a close, the attendees decided to table the topic of the copier and instead focus on planning the office Christmas party, which will feature a "Ugly Sweater" contest with a special prize for the most creative use of glitter.
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