Minutes of the Utterly Inefficent Meeting

Meeting Topic: "The Importance of Doing Nothing"

Attendees: Bob, John, Alice, and the Coffee Machine (which was not actually a sentient being, but was just a coffee machine)

Summary: We spent 3 hours discussing the importance of not doing anything productive. We established that it's really, really hard to do nothing when there's so much to do.

Action Items:

• Bob will attempt to do nothing, but will probably end up doing something else instead.
• Alice will try to make a to-do list, but will get distracted by cat videos.
• The Coffee Machine will just sit there and look pretty, because it's not actually sentient.

Next Meeting: Same time, same place. Don't bother coming if you actually want to get anything done.

Minutes of the Utterly Inefficent Meeting 2

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