Space Elves and their Map Reading Skills
When navigating the void, it's essential to know where you're going. Literally. Space elves, with their pointed ears and flowing locks, have mastered the art of map reading. But beware, for their skill is not to be underestimated.
Rule 1: When in space, always wear a watch. Not just any watch, but one that's been certified by the Interplanetary Timekeepers' Guild. Anything less, and you'll be lost in the void.
Rule 2: Don't trust the GPS. Space elves have a... let's say, 'creative' relationship with satellite technology. You might as well navigate by the stars, or worse, by the faint scent of space-baked cookies.
Rule 3: Learn the ancient art of astrocartography. It's like regular cartography, but with more pointy hats.
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