Q: Why do I have to take notes when someone else can just record the meeting?
A: Because, clearly, you're the only one who understands the importance of "I was there" in case the coffee machine breaks down.
Q: Can I take a phone call during the meeting?
A: Only if you're calling the coffee shop to confirm their availability for the meeting.
Q: Can I leave the meeting early?
A: Only if you've already established a prior commitment to a more interesting meeting, like your fantasy football draft.
Q: Can I eat my lunch at the meeting table?
A: No, that's just asking for a meeting-astrophe.
Q: Can I bring my cat to the meeting?
A: Only if it's a meeting about cat videos, then it's a purr-fectly valid excuse.