Meeting Forecasting Techniques

The Ancient Art of Meeting Forecasting

Meetings, meetings, meetings. They're like tiny, tedious snowflakes of productivity that fall gently from the sky, only to be swept away by the winds of boredom.

But fear not, for we have discovered the secrets of meeting forecasting. It's a mystical art that involves:

• Reading tea leaves
• Consulting ancient tomes bound in leather
• Staring intensely at spreadsheets

And with these techniques, you'll be able to predict with uncanny accuracy:

• The exact number of powerpoints
• The percentage of attendees who will ask 'what's the agenda'
• The probability of free pizza

But wait, there's more! With our advanced meeting forecasting techniques, you'll also be able to:

• Identify the meeting that will last an entire day
• Predict the exact number of times someone will say 'synergy'
• Determine the probability of a spontaneous dance party