Warning: Meeting forecast indicates a high probability of redundancy, inefficiency, and existential dread. Please take necessary precautions, such as bringing a spare battery for your phone and a snack.
Actual Meeting Forecast:
| Meeting Topic | Probability of Redundancy | Actual Duration |
|---|---|---|
| Quarterly Sales Figures | 95% | 2.5 hours |
| Marketing Strategy Brainstorming | 98% | 4 hours |
| Brown-Nosed Meeting | 100% | 3 hours |