100% Chance of Redundancy

Meetings: Because Who Needs Actual Work?

Today's forecast calls for:

• 100% Chance of Redundancy: Because who needs to get any actual work done?
• 50% Chance of Boring PowerPoint Presentations: Guaranteed to put you to sleep faster than a sedative.
• 20% Chance of Free Coffee: Because you'll definitely need it after sitting through this meeting.

Tomorrow's Meetings:

• Extra Meeting for the Extra Credit: Because 2 hours of meeting is never enough!
• Urgent Meeting: Because 3 hours of meeting isn't as bad as you think!
• Stand-up Meeting: Where we all stand up and talk about our standing progress!