Forecast: 100% Chance of Meetings
Thursday: the day where every hour is a meeting. Every meeting is an opportunity to discuss the same topics, rehashing the same ideas, and pretending to make progress. But progress, as we all know, is just a myth.
Here's a breakdown of the day's forecast:
- 8:00 AM: "Morning Standup"
- 10:00 AM: "Weekly Goals Review" (just like last week, and the week before that...)
- 12:00 PM: "Lunch Meeting" (where we all eat the same lunch and pretend to be interested)
- 2:00 PM: "Afternoon Brainstorm" (just more of the same, with a few new ideas that will never be implemented)
- 4:00 PM: "Pre-Meeting Meeting" (because, you know, we need to make sure we're all on the same page... again)
- 6:00 PM: "Dinner Meeting" (where we all eat the same dinner and pretend to be interested)
Don't forget to bring your favorite meeting snacks!
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