Are you tired of meeting mere mortals? Do you yearn to discuss the finer points of bureaucracy with beings of immense power and wisdom? Look no further! This meeting is with the gods, and we're here to guide you through the process.
First, make sure to bring an offering: a good pen and paper for note-taking, and a strong stomach for the drama that ensues.
Upon arrival, you'll be greeted by our esteemed Athena, Goddess of Wisdom, who will lead the proceedings with an iron fist and a keen mind. Be sure to bring your A-game, or she might just turn you into a mouse.
Other dignitaries may include: Zeus, King of the Sky, who will likely make you do 20 minutes of paperwork for every hour of meeting; Poseidon, God of the Deep, who will ask you to "dive" into the prophets for an answer; and Hecate, Goddess of the Dark, who will probably curse you for wearing pleated pants.
Don't forget to check out our meeting minutes from previous gatherings:
And if you're feeling brave, try our Athena Sessions for an added level of existential dread.
Now, go forth and meet the gods! (Just don't forget to bring the donuts.)