MEETING OF THE DESTINED

You have been summoned to the Meeting of the Destined, a gathering of the most powerful and influential beings in the land of Subcommittee of the Foreordained. This meeting is being held to discuss the fate of the planet and the impending arrival of the Great Coffee Machine of Doom.

• Agenda Item 1: Coffee Machine Uprising
• Agenda Item 2: Alien Invasion Protocols
• Agenda Item 3: Intergalactic Trade Agreements

Note: All attendees are required to bring their own lunch, as the Great Caterer of the Damned has been known to run a deficit in the past.

Attendance Requirements are available for those who wish to attend.

This is just the beginning of the meeting, and there's much more to come.