We are gathered here today to decide the fate of Project: Project: "Automate the Coffee Machine", a project so complex that it's been stuck in the development cycle for years.
The gods have gathered to weigh in on the project's future, but so far, they're all having different ideas about what should be done with it.
Gods Present:
- God Zorg - The God of Infinite Looping
- God Sys - The God of Syntax
- God Bug - The God of Errors
- God Time - The God of Deadlines
God Zorg: I say we just add more features and more features and more features until it's perfect.
God Sys: But what about the code? It's a mess!
God Bug: I've seen some of the code, and I think I know where the problem is.
God Time: Can we just move the deadline to next year? That way, we'll never have to deal with it.