The Great Meeting God Council of 2023
Prophet-Elmo's Divine Decree
By the power vested in us,
We, the Meeting Gods, hereby decree that all meetings shall be held on Tuesdays
,
Bureaucratic-Beast
shall be consulted on matters of form 13-24.
Auto-Correct-Angel
shall be summoned for all matters of grammar and syntax.
Thus sayeth the Meeting Gods, amen.