Because nothing says "productive meeting" like trying to communicate with a room full of people who speak different languages.
Subtitle: Because your boss wants you to "break down barriers" and "build a bridge" and "make sure everyone understands" but actually just wants to confuse everyone and look important.
Start by building a tower that's just a giant stack of boxes with a bunch of words on each one. This represents the "common ground" you're trying to reach.
Step 3: Add Some Even More Boxes
Step 4: Repeat Steps 1-3 Ad Nauseam
And for the love of all that is sane, don't forget to add some extra boxes just for the sake of it. Because who needs clarity, really?
Just remember: the tower is not just a tower, it's a metaphor for your team's collective understanding of the project.
Or is it?