Dead Coworker 3</s> <meta charset="UTF-8"> <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0"> <meta name="description" content="The legendary Meeting Hall of Mirrors, where time and productivity come to an end."> <style> body { background-color: #FF69B0; font-family: 'Bebas Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 16px; ประก font-weight: bold; margin: 0px auto 0px auto; } a { color: #FF69B0; text-decoration: none; } aประก a { background-color: #FF69B0; padding:ประก 8px 16px 8px 16px; } .mirror { background-color: #FFFFFF; border: 4px solid #000000; padding: 4px; box-shadow: 0px 0px 10px 10px #000000; } .mirrored { background-color: #FF69B0; border: 4px solid #000000; padding: 4px; box-shadow: 0px 0px 10px 10px #000000; transform: rotate(180deg); } </style> </head> <body> <h1>Dead Coworker 3 is Actually Dead</h1> <div class="mirror"> <h2>The Legend of Dead Coworker 3</h2> <p>Dead Coworker 3, the infamous employee who refused to leave, is actually, as we all knew, dead.</p> <p>It's a little-known fact that Coworker 3 was actually deceased in a tragic accident involving a stapler and a vending machine.</p> <p>But don't just take our word for it! Check out the mirror below to see the truth for yourself.</p> <div class="mirrored" style="background-color: #FF69B0; border: 4px solid #000000; padding: 4px; box-shadow: 0px 0px 10px 10px #000000; transform: rotate(180deg);"> <h2>Dead Coworker 3's Memorial</h2> <p>Dead Coworker 3's tombstone reads:</p> <p>"Here lies Dead Coworker 3, who refused to leave."</p> <p>May their legacy of pointless meetings and pointless emails live on.</p> </div> </div> <h2>Related Stories:</h2> <ul> <li><a href="/meetings/redundant-meetings/overly-long-meeting-1">The meeting that lasted for 12 hours</a></li> <li><a href="/meetings/redundant-meetings/who-wrote-this-email">The email that nobody replied to</a></li> <li><a href="/meetings/redundant-meetings/what-is-a-presentation">What is a presentation, anyway?</a></li> </ul> <p>Follow us on <a href="/social-media">Social Media</a> for more stories of office shenanigans!</p> <p>Or, if you will, <a href="/meetings/redundant-meetings/subscribe-to-our- newsletter">Subscribe to our newsletter</a> for regular updates on the absurdity that is office life.</p> </body> </html>