Meeting Minutes of the Meeting That Never Ended

Dead Coworker 3's Interminable Ramblings

Meeting attendees: John, Jane, and 47 variations of Dave.

Agenda:

• Discussion of why the copier always jams.
• Debating the merits of beige office furniture.
• Playing "Would you rather..." with the stapler.

Decisions made:

• Everyone should bring their favorite snack to meetings.
• John will try to fix the copier.
• 47 Daves will form a committee to decide which Dave is in charge.

Next meeting:

Dead Coworker 4 takes over the meeting.

Back to the main meeting hall