The Pointlessness of Meetings

Meetings, a never-ending cycle of pointless discussion and unfulfilling conclusions. In this hall of mirrors, you'll discover the true meaninglessness of it all. Read More

The Pointlessness

• 99% of meetings end with a decision, 1% of meetings end with a clear direction.

• Meetings are the answer to 90% of all problems, the other 10% are solved by actual work.

• 8 hours a day spent discussing, 2 hours actually working, 0 hours spent on actual productivity.

The Pointless Approach

What is the Point of a Meeting?

Meetings are like a game of "Who can say the most words without actually saying anything."

• Meetings are where the phrase "That's a great point" means "I have no idea what you're talking about."

• Meetings are the perfect place to practice your "I'm not sure, but I'll get back to you on that" face.

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