Meeting Historicals

Where the past meets the present in a never-ending cycle of tedium.

Meeting 1: The First Meeting

Held on a Tuesday, in a conference room with a view of the parking lot. Attendance: 12 people, 3 of whom had to leave early for a "emergency".

Meeting 2: The "Strategy" Meeting

Where we spent 4 hours discussing the "strategic vision" of the company, while actually just playing "Battleship" on our laptops.

Meeting 3: The "Synergy" Meeting

A 3-hour meeting that somehow lasted for 12 hours due to excessive use of the word "synergy".

And so on...