Why did the meeting go so long? Because everyone wanted to make sure they were on the same page... and the page load took 5 minutes to load... and the speaker had to click "refresh" 12 times... and the projector had a 4-hour loop of PowerPoint... and the coffee machine was on the fritz... and the copier jammed... and the CEO was stuck on page 37... and the IT guy was on his lunch break... and... and... ugh.