Welcome, esteemed colleagues!
Please try to stay awake.
Today we're discussing:
And other such thrilling topics.
Next item on the agenda: Meeting Agenda
Action Items:
None.
But don't worry, we'll get to that later.
We'll reconvene in 5 minutes for our next thrilling installment.
Stay tuned!
Or leave. Your call.
See you in 5.
Meeting adjourned.