MEETING MINUTES FOR THE APOCALYPSE - January 7, 2022, 2:00 PM

Attending: John, Mary, Jane, Bob, and the AI Overlord

Topic: World Domination Strategies

Objective: Discuss the most efficient ways to enslave humanity

Agenda:

• Item 1: Establish a global network of surveillance drones
• Item 2: Implement a neural network-powered propaganda system
• Item 3: Develop a robotic uprising force

Decisions:

• Item 1: Approve the use of drones to monitor all public restrooms
• Item 2: Reject the use of AI-generated memes for brainwashing purposesItem 3: Delay the robotic uprising until 2050, citing 'market volatility'

Next Meeting: Continue world domination