MEETING LOGS 2022

January 8, 2022 - 10:00 AM

Attendees: John, Jane, Joe, and 17 other people who were not actually invited.

Agenda:

10:00 AM - Welcome and awkward small talk
10:15 AM - Discussion of the importance of meetings
10:30 AM - Review of last week's meeting minutes (which were never actually taken)
11:15 AM - Break for coffee and complaining about the weather
11:30 AM - Brainstorming session (which quickly devolved into a heated debate)
12:15 PM - Lunch break (during which everyone ate at their desks)

Notable events:

John: "Can we just get to the point?"

Jane: "No, we can't. This is a meeting."

Joe: "I'm just here for the free donuts."

Meeting adjourned at 1:00 PM due to lack of progress or interest.