Meeting Log for January 8th, 2022, 10:00 AM - "The Utterly Inefficent Meeting"

Attended by:
  • John Doe
  • Jane Smith
  • Billy Bob
Objective:

Discuss the meaning of life and the importance of procrastination in the workplace.

Agenda:
  • Introduction
  • Procrastination strategies
  • Talk about talk
Decided:
  • To have more meetings.
  • To use more time on pointless discussions.

Notes from John Doe: "I've decided to start wearing a watch to meetings so I can see the seconds slipping away."

Notes from Jane Smith: "I've decided to bring my dog to all future meetings. He's more engaged than anyone here."