Attendees: Bob, Steve, Jane, and John. Agenda: "Discuss the new report on sales numbers." Actual outcome: 30 minutes of awkward silence.
"I thought we were supposed to discuss the report," said Bob, trying to sound concerned.
"Nope," said Steve, shaking his head.
John: "I had it on my desk, but I think I left it in my other pants."
Jane: "I'm just here for the free donuts."
Next meeting: Meeting 2: The One Where Everyone Argued Over the Donut Box