January 1st, 2022: The meeting that never ended. We're still here, stuck in an eternal loop of bureaucratic red tape.
Agenda Item 1: Discuss the importance of discussing the importance of discussing the agenda.
Agenda Item 2: Talk about how we're all just talking about talking.
Agenda Item 3: Decide on the best way to procrastinate.
We've been at this meeting for 12 hours now, and it's only just getting started.
Next meeting in 5 minutes.