01:00:00 - Meeting started
01:02:00 - John Doe: "I've been stuck in this meeting for hours, is this a joke?" Jane Doe: "Ha ha, very funny, John."
01:05:00 - Bob Smith: "I'm not sure what's more impressive, the lack of progress or the number of meetings we've had so far today." John Doe: "Hey, at least we're all here, that's progress."
01:10:00 - Meeting ended