On , the Adjournment Procedure 2 meeting was called to order in the Conference Room 3A of the Corporate HQ. The meeting was led by Chairperson McSnively and attended by 12 brave souls.
Objective: To adjourn the meeting and get out of there before 5 PM on a Friday.
Key Discussion Points:
Whether or not the meeting had been going on for too long
How to make the coffee machine work without breaking the company
Who ate the last cookie from the break room
What to do with the awkward silence in the conference room
Decisions Made:
Adjourn the meeting at 4:15 PM with a unanimous decision
To replace the broken coffee machine with a new one and hire a professional cookie taste-tester
To invest in a soundproofing solution for the conference room
Post-Mortem Notes:
It's officially confirmed that Adjournment Procedure 2 was a success. The team managed to adjourn the meeting within the allotted time frame and without incident.
Recommendations for Future Meetings:
To start meetings on time instead of running 15 minutes over schedule
To hire a professional meeting facilitator to keep things on track
To install a cookie vending machine to avoid future cookie-related conflicts