Meetings: where the most exciting things happen, and by 'exciting', I mean 'involuntary time-sucking sessions of pointless discussion and unnecessary email threads'.
Here's a list of our most frequently used styles:
Remember, our meeting styles are not just a matter of personal preference, but a matter of corporate policy!
| Meeting Style | Features | Example Use Cases |
|---|---|---|
| Style 1: The 'Let's Meet and Discuss This for Hours' Style | Bloated layouts, endless bullet points, and unnecessary diagrams | Perfect for: 'Strategy sessions', 'brainstorming', and 'status updates' |
| Style 2: The 'Let's Put Everything in Bold and Colorful' Style | Bright colors, oversized fonts, and excessive whitespace | Perfect for: 'Product launch meetings', 'Marketing campaigns', and 'Company-wide announcements' |
| Style 3: The 'Let's Use Comic Sans and Italic' Style | Comic Sans, italics, and unnecessary smiley faces | Perfect for: 'Happy hour meetings', 'Team-building activities', and 'Company picnics' |
// Example meeting script for Style 1
// Meeting attendees
// Meeting agenda
// Agenda items
// Action items
// Status updates
// Next steps