The Minute Taker's Crusade
Join the Meeting Martyrs Guild and become a certified minute taker, ready to sacrifice hours of your life for the sake of poorly attended, poorly planned meetings.
Our minute taker's apprentice program is a 4-year journey that will teach you the art of turning a 30-minute meeting into a 3-hour odyssey of pointless discussion and existential dread.
Program Highlights
- Coursework in the ancient art of 'The Art of Saying Yes, Even When You Mean No'
- Hands-on training in 'The Science of Finding the One Person in the Room Who Still Hasn't Read the Email'
- Intensive seminars in 'The Philosophy of Apologies and Excuses for Why the Meeting is Running Late'
Meet the Instructors
- Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth: A renowned expert in the field of minute taking and general meeting-related trauma.
- Dr. Emily P. Bottoms: A specialist in the art of finding creative uses for 4 hours of your life you'll never get back.
Apply now and become a part of the most exclusive club of minute takers in the world.