Meet the bravest, most selfless heroes of our time: the martyrs.
Welcome, martyrs!
We're glad you could join us for this utterly pointless gathering.
Read our Mission Statement Meet Our MartyrsTo provide a space for the most selfless individuals to gather, share their stories, and bask in the glory of their own suffering.
We believe that the true meaning of life is to be a martyr, and that every meeting should be a testament to that.
Our motto: "Suffering is the new cool."
John stayed late to finish that one report, even though he had a family to see and a cat to pet.
It all started with John's report. The one he stayed late to finish, even though he had a family to see and a cat to pet.