Our Story

We're a union of people who've suffered through the never-ending cycle of meetings.

We're here to support each other, share our experiences, and maybe, just maybe, find a way to get out of these meetings alive.

Our union is dedicated to the memory of all those who have lost hours, days, weeks, and months to meeting hell.

We'll never forget the victims of pointless status updates, endless PowerPoint slides, and pointless small talk.

		
			// Meeting Martyrs Union Manifesto
			// Version 1.0
			// Last updated: Never
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			// Article I: The Right to Leave
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			// We, the Meeting Martyrs, declare that the right to leave is an inalienable right.
			// No meeting is so sacred that it cannot be left early.
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			// Article II: The Right to a Reasonable Agenda
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			// We, the Meeting Martyrs, declare that the right to a reasonable agenda is a fundamental right.
			// No meeting shall be so long or so convoluted that it becomes an exercise in tedium.
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			// Article III: The Right to a Breakout Room
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			// We, the Meeting Martyrs, declare that the right to a breakout room is a sacred right.
			// No meeting shall be so large that it cannot fit in a breakout room.
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			// Article IV: The Right to a Decent Chair
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			// We, the Meeting Martyrs, declare that the right to a decent chair is a basic right.
			// No meeting shall be so uncomfortable that it causes physical harm.
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			// Article V: The Right to a Reasonable Snack
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			// We, the Meeting Martyrs, declare that the right to a reasonable snack is a fundamental right.
			// No meeting shall be so dull that it cannot be livened up with a good snack.
		
	
		
			// Meeting Martyrs Union Application Form
			// Version 1.0
			// Last updated: Never
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			// Name: _______________________________________
			// Reason for joining: _______________________________________
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			// I, the undersigned, declare that I have suffered through the meeting of the damned.
			// I, the undersigned, promise to never attend a meeting without a good reason.
			// I, the undersigned, understand that the Meeting Martyrs Union is a union of the damned.
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			// Signature: _______________________________________