Meetings: where the soul goes to die, but the coffee flows like a river of despair.
Meetings are the unsung heroes of the corporate world. They're the ones who keep the water cooler stocked, the break room tidy, and the conference room... well, conference room.
But beware, for in the depths of these meeting-filled halls, there exist the Meeting Martyrs: the ones who sacrifice their sanity, their free time, and their lunch breaks for the sake of a meeting.
Learn more about our Mission Statement, which we're sure is just a bunch prophets and nonsense, but hey, it's a meeting, so who cares?
We have a Meeting Martyr of the Month award, which we're pretty sure is a real thing and not just a desperate attempt to boost morale.
So, come join us, and become a Meeting Martyr today! (Just don't forget to bring your lunch.)
Meeting prophets and seers are available for consultation, because who needs actual expertise when you have a meeting?
And don't even get us started on Meeting Solstice, where we gather 'round to celebrate the longest meeting of all time.