We're having a meeting with Mary, the self-proclaimed "Prophet of Productivity". She's here to guide us towards a more organized future.
Unfortunately, her meetings have become a bit of a... tradition. Expect long, meandering discussions about the importance of color-coding and the correct way to hold a pen.
Would you like to see the Meeting Mary's Guide to Effective Time Management? Click here.
Or maybe you'd rather learn the Art of Proper Stapler Etiquette? Click here.
Also, be warned: Meeting Mary has been known to bring her infamous "Meeting Mary's Favorite Snack" to these sessions. It's a... unique blend of stale crackers and disappointment.
A mysterious blend of stale crackers and disappointment.
Ingredients:
Side effects may include: existential dread, spontaneous napping, and an overwhelming urge to reevaluate one's life choices.