Redundant Meetings: A Guide to Maximizing Adjacencies

Chapter 1: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

Meetings. The bane of productivity and sanity. But fear not, dear reader, for we shall learn to love them.

Subchapter 1.1: Creating a Schedule of Endless Iterations

Step 1: Plan for the next meeting 6 weeks from now, even though we don't know what the current project entails.

Step 2: Send out meeting invites with a "Maybe I'll attend" RSVP option, to cover all possibilities.

Subchapter 1.2: The Art of Last-Minute Agenda Item Addition

Step 1: Add 3 new agenda items the day before the meeting, to ensure maximum confusion.

Step 2: Use the phrase "And also, by the way, can we discuss..." to segue into an entirely new topic.