Meeting Agenda: A Never-Ending Cycle of Tedium

Today's meeting will be led by the esteemed Meeting Masters, a group of highly trained professionals who have dedicated their lives to the art of doing nothing.

Agenda:

• 9:00 AM - 9:05 AM: Welcome and introductions. Please, take a seat. We'll get to the good stuff later.
• 9:05 AM - 9:20 AM: Review of last meeting's minutes. Because, honestly, who doesn't love rehashing the same old ideas?
• 9:20 AM - 9:40 AM: Status update on the Johnson project. Because, somehow, it's still not done yet.
• View Project Status Update Slides
• 9:40 AM - 10:05 AM: Break. Because, apparently, humans need to eat.
• 10:05 AM - 11:30 AM: Brainstorming session. Because, somehow, we're going to solve the world's problems in 25 minutes.
• View Brainstorming Session Notes

And that's not all, folks! We have a special guest speaker, The Department Drone, who will regale us with tales of bureaucratic red tape and pointless meetings.

Please, take a seat. It's going to be a long day.

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Don't forget to plan your exit strategy!