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Meetings are the lifeblood of this company, and we take pride in hosting the longest, most redundant meetings imaginable.
You'll be receiving regular emails with meeting invitations, meeting reminders, and meeting summaries. You'll be meeting so frequently, you'll start to think that meetings are the only thing that matters.
By signing, you also agree to bring a snack to every meeting, preferably something with at least 5 different types of sugar.
Don't worry, we won't make you attend actual productive meetings. Those are so last season.
Hyperlinks:
Meeting Agenda, where you can find out what we'll be discussing (spoiler: it'll be more meetings)
Our Meeting Leader, who is also the CEO, COO, and CTO, and is rumored to have once held a meeting that lasted 37 days straight
Meeting Photos, featuring us all looking very serious and important in a conference room
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