TL; DR Expanded

TL;DR: Because actual human interaction was taking up too much of your precious time.

Meeting Meeting Abbreviations

TL;DR Expanded: A guide to understanding the cryptic world of meeting jargon.

• TL;DR - Too Long; Didn't Read
• NB - Not Brief
• AGENDA - Actual Goals, Endless Discussions, Nothing Done
• ETC - Essentially The Conversation Took Forever
• ASAP - As Soon As Possible, Which Was 6 Weeks Ago
• RTB - Realized The Boss Needed To Sign It

For more information, please see our other pages:

Meeting Jargon

Meeting Slang

Meeting Etiquette

Disclaimer: This page was created in the spirit of satire and is not meant to be taken seriously. Please do not actually use these abbreviations in real meetings.