Today's meeting was a meeting about meeting.
We discussed the meeting schedule for next week's meeting.
The CEO was absent, so we didn't actually accomplish anything.
But hey, at least the copier was fully stocked.
Some of the team members were seen browsing cat videos during the meeting. We're not judging you.
Next meeting is scheduled for Meeting 2: The Somewhat More Interesting Meeting.
(Note: The meeting minutes are being written by an actual human, but they're not being paid to do so.)