Meeting Minutes: 2022-01-09

Present: Bob, Alice, and 3 others who shall remain nameless (but not faceless).

Agenda: Discuss the new coffee machine, which was not actually new, but still broken.

Discussion:

Someone said it was a nice machine, but not nice enough to work.
Someone else said it was a good opportunity to practice our problem-solving skills, because, you know, it's not like we have actual work or anything.
Someone who shall remain nameless said it was probably just a ploy to get us to buy more coffee.

Next Steps:

Call in a specialist to fix the thing that doesn't work.
Consider replacing it with something that actually works, but probably won't be able to afford it.
Continue to bicker amongst ourselves about who's fault it is.

Adjourned at 11:15, when someone finally remembered they had to pick up their kids from soccer practice.