MEETING MINUTES FOR THE AGES

January 11, 2022 - 02:15 PM

Attendees:

• Chairperson: Bob Smith
• Vice-Chairperson: Bob's Assistant, Jim
• Janitor: Larry the Janitor
• Uninvited Guest: Dave from Accounting

Agenda:

1. Discussion on the meaninglessness of existence

2. Debate on the merits of using Comic Sans in business communications

3. Review of the company's vending machine selection

4. Lunchtime: Free pizza and mediocre conversation

5. Conclusion: Everyone left early