Agenda Items:
1. Reorganizing the coffee machine into a circle
- Bob: "I think this will increase employee morale"
- Jane: "But what about the coffee-to-water ratio?"
2. Replacing the current coffee machine with a robot
- Steve: "I've seen those robots on YouTube, they're a game-changer"
- Intern: "Can we get one that plays 'Who Let the Dogs Bite' by Oasis?"
3. Having a 'nap-time' break in the middle of the meeting
- Bob: "We need to recharge our batteries"
- Jane: "I'd rather not, I'm allergic to sleep"